I've been late to everything for 2 consecutive weeks already!
It's a new record.

Not.

I need to STOP going everywhere late, which means improving my sense of timing.
Like..

Every morning,I'm consistently pressing "snooze" and going back to sleep.
It happened again this morning. Damn. And I slept till 11.30 when I was supposed to be in the lecture hall at 9am.

Shiiii-t.

Time to improve your sense of timing,Jer.